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Cappuccino Dreams. (Thinks) "Dang, I keep gettin' these barrels mixed up." (Says) "What the heck is that? A new rug for the Oval Office?" "No Sir, It's Helen Clark from New Zealand, grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." But, (Thinks) "Grrr, jilted again!" Later at Brisbane Airport. "I could advise on love and kindness..." "Yeah well, we're pretty well over all that hippy crap. Gotta dash. Hot date!" Later in Beijing. "What's that, a new rug for the Imperial Palace?" "No Excellency, it's Helen Clark from New Zealand grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." Sadly to be cont'd. 2 July, 2007
"The govt has given it a lot of thought and we have declared that human rights are too important to ignore... So we're flagging the free trade agreement with China and from now on only trading with nice places with no record of abuse! So that leaves me proud to announce a new trade deal... seventeen kilos of whitebait to the Ross Sea ice shelf gannet colony!" 20 March, 2008