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Cappuccino Dreams. (Thinks) "Dang, I keep gettin' these barrels mixed up." (Says) "What the heck is that? A new rug for the Oval Office?" "No Sir, It's Helen Clark from New Zealand, grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." But, (Thinks) "Grrr, jilted again!" Later at Brisbane Airport. "I could advise on love and kindness..." "Yeah well, we're pretty well over all that hippy crap. Gotta dash. Hot date!" Later in Beijing. "What's that, a new rug for the Imperial Palace?" "No Excellency, it's Helen Clark from New Zealand grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." Sadly to be cont'd. 2 July, 2007

Cappuccino Dreams. (Thinks) "Dang, I keep gettin' these barrels mixed up." (Says) "What the heck is that? A new rug for the Oval Office?" "No Sir, It's Helen Clark from New Zealand, grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." But, (Thinks) "Grrr, jilted again!" Later at Brisbane Airport. "I could advise on love and kindness..." "Yeah well, we're pretty well over all that hippy crap. Gotta dash. Hot date!" Later in Beijing. "What's that, a new rug for the Imperial Palace?" "No Excellency, it's Helen Clark from New Zealand grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." Sadly to be cont'd. 2 July, 2007

Hawkey, Allan Charles, 1941-:Nobody can accuse me of selecting a yes man. Waikato Times, 18 November 2004.

Hawkey, Allan Charles, 1941-:Nobody can accuse me of selecting a yes man. Waikato Times, 18 November 2004.

Webb, Murray, 1947- :Condoleezza Rice [ca 11 April 2004].

Webb, Murray, 1947- :Condoleezza Rice [ca 11 April 2004].

"What's the story, Winston, bagging me when I criticised Bush?" "No-one spoils my chances of a hot date with Condi..." 17 January, 2007

"What's the story, Winston, bagging me when I criticised Bush?" "No-one spoils my chances of a hot date with Condi..." 17 January, 2007

Dove of (the) 'piece'. 'Keep talking peace Rice urges Israel & Palestinians'. "Or I'll give SOMEONE a rocket.." 6 March, 2008

Dove of (the) 'piece'. 'Keep talking peace Rice urges Israel & Palestinians'. "Or I'll give SOMEONE a rocket.." 6 March, 2008

"When I'm bringing peace to the Middle East, I can't afford a hair out of place. I admire your hair helmet, what products do you use?" "Epoxy resin..." 24 November, 2007

"When I'm bringing peace to the Middle East, I can't afford a hair out of place. I admire your hair helmet, what products do you use?" "Epoxy resin..." 24 November, 2007

"If Condoleeza Rice hurls herself at me, no court in the world would convict her..." 14 July, 2006.

"If Condoleeza Rice hurls herself at me, no court in the world would convict her..." 14 July, 2006.

Webb, Murray, 1947- :Condoleezza Rice and Mahmoud Abbas [ca 8 February, 2005]

Webb, Murray, 1947- :Condoleezza Rice and Mahmoud Abbas [ca 8 February, 2005]

World leaders pool ideas on the big issues... "And how do you spend your frequent flyer points, Condi?" 16 November, 2006.

World leaders pool ideas on the big issues... "And how do you spend your frequent flyer points, Condi?" 16 November, 2006.

A good 'North' Korea move... 21 November, 2007

A good 'North' Korea move... 21 November, 2007

After five years, a use for Ground Zero. "I wouldn't call it burial, Mr Pesident - more like safe storage" 8 September 2006

After five years, a use for Ground Zero. "I wouldn't call it burial, Mr Pesident - more like safe storage" 8 September 2006

Have a nice day. "When we let rip again George and Condaleezza want us to appear more compassionate!!" 31 July, 2006.

Have a nice day. "When we let rip again George and Condaleezza want us to appear more compassionate!!" 31 July, 2006.

Condoleezza Rice. 30 July, 2006.

Condoleezza Rice. 30 July, 2006.

'Bush moll sentenced following citizen's arrest'. "Your honour, my client admits to being active in the notorious Bush Mob... and her spree of crimes against humanity. However, the court's proposal to condemn her to a lifetime paying off a student loan... plus a period of confinement discussing issues of mutual interest with Winston Peters is cruel and unnatural treatment and not proportionate to he offending." 26 July, 2008

'Bush moll sentenced following citizen's arrest'. "Your honour, my client admits to being active in the notorious Bush Mob... and her spree of crimes against humanity. However, the court's proposal to condemn her to a lifetime paying off a student loan... plus a period of confinement discussing issues of mutual interest with Winston Peters is cruel and unnatural treatment and not proportionate to he offending." 26 July, 2008

"Condoleezza Rice." "Bet he did... He conned Helen Clark easily enough." "Who's Aleeza Rice?" 27 July, 2008

"Condoleezza Rice." "Bet he did... He conned Helen Clark easily enough." "Who's Aleeza Rice?" 27 July, 2008

'$5000 for war criminal Rice'. "Dude, We got Condi! Now what?!" 26 July, 2008

'$5000 for war criminal Rice'. "Dude, We got Condi! Now what?!" 26 July, 2008

'Peters rolls out the red carpet...' "You really are pleased to see me aren't you Winston!" "Don't forget to mention the free trade deal!" 18 July, 2008

'Peters rolls out the red carpet...' "You really are pleased to see me aren't you Winston!" "Don't forget to mention the free trade deal!" 18 July, 2008

Condoleezza Rice. 30 July, 2006.

Condoleezza Rice. 30 July, 2006.

"All the media-hooplah about a spider bite!!! What about the fact I got to shake hands with Condoleezza???" 14 August, 2006.

"All the media-hooplah about a spider bite!!! What about the fact I got to shake hands with Condoleezza???" 14 August, 2006.

"Yes, it's tough, hard to swallow, and seasoned with hard nuts... You've not tried Condolezza Rice before Sir?.." 8 December, 2005.

"Yes, it's tough, hard to swallow, and seasoned with hard nuts... You've not tried Condolezza Rice before Sir?.." 8 December, 2005.