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Cappuccino Dreams. (Thinks) "Dang, I keep gettin' these barrels mixed up." (Says) "What the heck is that? A new rug for the Oval Office?" "No Sir, It's Helen Clark from New Zealand, grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." But, (Thinks) "Grrr, jilted again!" Later at Brisbane Airport. "I could advise on love and kindness..." "Yeah well, we're pretty well over all that hippy crap. Gotta dash. Hot date!" Later in Beijing. "What's that, a new rug for the Imperial Palace?" "No Excellency, it's Helen Clark from New Zealand grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." Sadly to be cont'd. 2 July, 2007
Latest crackers... Osama Bomb Laden - Remains intact while getting all others to blow themselves up... Burning Bush - Blows up everything & doesn't know when to stop! Flamin' Howard - Only works with U.S. matches. Kiwi Soldier (PC) - Wants to go off but contains no gunpowder. Middle East - Woops! It's blown up again! 16 January, 2006