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Thank you for dialling 111... all our lines are busy. If you are on fire; press 1. If you are dead; press 2. If you are a journalist; press 3. If you need a taxi; press 4. If you have foot and mouth; press 5. if you are a police commissioner; you're on your own. If you are a minister of police; it serves you right. Sunday News, 13 May 2005
Thank you for dialling 111... all our lines are busy. If you are on fire; press 1. If you are dead; press 2. If you are a journalist; press 3. If you need a taxi; press 4. If you have foot and mouth; press 5. if you are a police commissioner; you're on your own. If you are a minister of police; it serves you right. Sunday News, 13 May 2005
The week in Review. [1] "Okay, maybe texting while driving isn't a flash idea..." "But at least we'll be able to call 111 in a few seconds!" [2] "Sayonara!" "Great, Japan now has a catch and release policy!" "Guess they can't eat people yet..." [3] "This is for putting 'Helengrad' in your dictionary!" "Yeah, the PM doesn't like people spreading lies..." 19 January, 2008