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"I mean, the last time I went to one with a sore throat, he disconnected my mouth from my brain ..." "Um..." 27 August 2010

"I mean, the last time I went to one with a sore throat, he disconnected my mouth from my brain ..." "Um..." 27 August 2010

Crimp, Daryl, 1958- :Shortage of anaesthetists... 'Ready on the count of three!' DIY. 4 June 2002.

Crimp, Daryl, 1958- :Shortage of anaesthetists... 'Ready on the count of three!' DIY. 4 June 2002.

"John Key is an empty space..." 'Other empty spaces making the news lately...' 'Empty stomachs of kids going to school'. 'Empty junior doctors locker rooms as they head overseas...' 'Empty factories as iconic NZ manufacturing does the same...' 22 April, 2008

"John Key is an empty space..." 'Other empty spaces making the news lately...' 'Empty stomachs of kids going to school'. 'Empty junior doctors locker rooms as they head overseas...' 'Empty factories as iconic NZ manufacturing does the same...' 22 April, 2008

"Before you junior doctors strike again, any chance of having Debra Powell's gleeful smirk surgically removed?" 23 April, 2008

"Before you junior doctors strike again, any chance of having Debra Powell's gleeful smirk surgically removed?" 23 April, 2008

Useful genetic engineering projects; "The GE nurse" 10 September, 2004

Useful genetic engineering projects; "The GE nurse" 10 September, 2004

The doctor is joining the exodus. "Sorry Charlie Brown, I can get a lot more money overseas..." "Oh, good grief!" 30 July, 2007

The doctor is joining the exodus. "Sorry Charlie Brown, I can get a lot more money overseas..." "Oh, good grief!" 30 July, 2007

"More and more health professionals moving abroad for better money, mate?.." "Yep. But the Minister says 'Don't worry - we get some top doctors coming in to replace 'em'." "Oh, I can imagine... really altruisic types seeking jobs that pay a lot less!" "And if we didn't provide a haven for them, who knows where they'd go?" 25 March, 2008

"More and more health professionals moving abroad for better money, mate?.." "Yep. But the Minister says 'Don't worry - we get some top doctors coming in to replace 'em'." "Oh, I can imagine... really altruisic types seeking jobs that pay a lot less!" "And if we didn't provide a haven for them, who knows where they'd go?" 25 March, 2008

"I promise you there will soon be more police on our streets!" "Where will the police come from?" "The roads, avenues and highways." 15 August, 2008

"I promise you there will soon be more police on our streets!" "Where will the police come from?" "The roads, avenues and highways." 15 August, 2008

"That new recruit that we sent back to school because he didn't know the alphabet... they're so short-staffed, they've signed him on as a teacher." 11 October, 2007

"That new recruit that we sent back to school because he didn't know the alphabet... they're so short-staffed, they've signed him on as a teacher." 11 October, 2007

Waikato Hospital has too many nurses - Management. "Anybody here agree with the managers?" 27 March 2009

Waikato Hospital has too many nurses - Management. "Anybody here agree with the managers?" 27 March 2009

"Don't tell me, let me guess! There's going to be a shortage of teachers again this year." "Nope. This year they're calling it a surplus of children." 6 January, 2006.

"Don't tell me, let me guess! There's going to be a shortage of teachers again this year." "Nope. This year they're calling it a surplus of children." 6 January, 2006.

"In your budget you cancelled the tax cuts and increased police numbers." "Yes. When the riots start we'll need to be ready for them." 1 June 2009

"In your budget you cancelled the tax cuts and increased police numbers." "Yes. When the riots start we'll need to be ready for them." 1 June 2009

The I.Q. test. "You have a shortage in the police force. You bring police in from Britain. You then send police to the Solomons. Do you still have a shortage?" "Yes!" 1 July, 2003.

The I.Q. test. "You have a shortage in the police force. You bring police in from Britain. You then send police to the Solomons. Do you still have a shortage?" "Yes!" 1 July, 2003.

"If it's any consolation, it'll soon be raining Kiwi doctors" 6 January 2010

"If it's any consolation, it'll soon be raining Kiwi doctors" 6 January 2010

"Sick, stressed little care... Where are the nurses?" "They ARE the nurses!" 25 August, 2004

"Sick, stressed little care... Where are the nurses?" "They ARE the nurses!" 25 August, 2004

Speed kills, slow down. "Thought you might need it more than we do..." 5 December, 2007

Speed kills, slow down. "Thought you might need it more than we do..." 5 December, 2007

"We've granted you your request for fewer patrol cars" "My request was for more police on the streets!" "It's the same thing" 5 February 2010

"We've granted you your request for fewer patrol cars" "My request was for more police on the streets!" "It's the same thing" 5 February 2010

Fletcher, David 1952- :'The nursing shortage is getting critical!!! What's the Minister doing about it?' 'Trying to remain well.' The Dominion, 13 August 2001.

Fletcher, David 1952- :'The nursing shortage is getting critical!!! What's the Minister doing about it?' 'Trying to remain well.' The Dominion, 13 August 2001.

Vet firms struggle to find staff - News. "I help out during the lunch break." 2 April, 2008

Vet firms struggle to find staff - News. "I help out during the lunch break." 2 April, 2008

"We want our products now and CHEAP!" "We demand huge profits, so cut corners!" "Stuff environmental regulation, we need foreign investment!" "Arrest this person responsible for making our children sick!" 16 September, 2008

"We want our products now and CHEAP!" "We demand huge profits, so cut corners!" "Stuff environmental regulation, we need foreign investment!" "Arrest this person responsible for making our children sick!" 16 September, 2008