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[Dove with olive branch]. 20 December, 2006

[Dove with olive branch]. 20 December, 2006

"Come on, come on!" ca 19 September 2002.

"Come on, come on!" ca 19 September 2002.

Cappuccino Dreams. (Thinks) "Dang, I keep gettin' these barrels mixed up." (Says) "What the heck is that? A new rug for the Oval Office?" "No Sir, It's Helen Clark from New Zealand, grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." But, (Thinks) "Grrr, jilted again!" Later at Brisbane Airport. "I could advise on love and kindness..." "Yeah well, we're pretty well over all that hippy crap. Gotta dash. Hot date!" Later in Beijing. "What's that, a new rug for the Imperial Palace?" "No Excellency, it's Helen Clark from New Zealand grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." Sadly to be cont'd. 2 July, 2007

Cappuccino Dreams. (Thinks) "Dang, I keep gettin' these barrels mixed up." (Says) "What the heck is that? A new rug for the Oval Office?" "No Sir, It's Helen Clark from New Zealand, grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." But, (Thinks) "Grrr, jilted again!" Later at Brisbane Airport. "I could advise on love and kindness..." "Yeah well, we're pretty well over all that hippy crap. Gotta dash. Hot date!" Later in Beijing. "What's that, a new rug for the Imperial Palace?" "No Excellency, it's Helen Clark from New Zealand grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." Sadly to be cont'd. 2 July, 2007

"Sorry George, I've spent billions trying to fix it, and it still only plays 'Highway to hell'... But I'll give it one more go if you promise not to pester for a new one" 12 January 2007

"Sorry George, I've spent billions trying to fix it, and it still only plays 'Highway to hell'... But I'll give it one more go if you promise not to pester for a new one" 12 January 2007

CHENEY... "Next!" Sunday News, 17 February 2006

CHENEY... "Next!" Sunday News, 17 February 2006

"Bickering, fighting, and endless chaos! Can't the Iraqis see that faith-based politics will never work?" "Isn't that the launch of Destiny's new party with Gordon Copeland?" 20 September, 2007.

"Bickering, fighting, and endless chaos! Can't the Iraqis see that faith-based politics will never work?" "Isn't that the launch of Destiny's new party with Gordon Copeland?" 20 September, 2007.

GOD.... Sunday News, 31 January 2003

GOD.... Sunday News, 31 January 2003

"So... How did they fix it?" "Silicon implant and a wonderbra!" 2 May, 2008

"So... How did they fix it?" "Silicon implant and a wonderbra!" 2 May, 2008

"War, SARS, a high dollar - things aren't looking good!" "For the economy?" "For my Easter holidays!" 5 April, 2003.

"War, SARS, a high dollar - things aren't looking good!" "For the economy?" "For my Easter holidays!" 5 April, 2003.

"Stop enough! Not the second test! I'll tell you everything..." "With the new President about to ban torture, thank God we have tapes of the NZ cricket team..." 6 December, 2008.

"Stop enough! Not the second test! I'll tell you everything..." "With the new President about to ban torture, thank God we have tapes of the NZ cricket team..." 6 December, 2008.

Cheese-eating-surrender monkey. Cocaine-snorting attack monkey. Kurd-gassing torture monkey. Tea-drinking lap monkey. Bean-eating appeasement monkey - 'No to any wars'. Kiwi-eating fence-sit monkey. 2 April, 2003

Cheese-eating-surrender monkey. Cocaine-snorting attack monkey. Kurd-gassing torture monkey. Tea-drinking lap monkey. Bean-eating appeasement monkey - 'No to any wars'. Kiwi-eating fence-sit monkey. 2 April, 2003

"Hi buddy! I'm Dr. Sam, an' I'm here to put some lead in yer pencil!!" 5 January 2010

"Hi buddy! I'm Dr. Sam, an' I'm here to put some lead in yer pencil!!" 5 January 2010

Seach for weapons of mass destruction. 23 May, 2003.

Seach for weapons of mass destruction. 23 May, 2003.

General Tommy Franks. 25 March, 2003.

General Tommy Franks. 25 March, 2003.

TV guide. War Looms. "Will we need SKY to watch the war?" 11 March, 2003.

TV guide. War Looms. "Will we need SKY to watch the war?" 11 March, 2003.

Minister of Foreign Affairs Dept. Inward mail sorting Centre, Very urgent, urgent, important, unimportant, not even read. 10 October, 2007

Minister of Foreign Affairs Dept. Inward mail sorting Centre, Very urgent, urgent, important, unimportant, not even read. 10 October, 2007

Hawkey, Allan Charles, 1941-:Saddam Hussein's Old Boys Assn - NZ Division - News. Waikato Times, 4 May 2005.

Hawkey, Allan Charles, 1941-:Saddam Hussein's Old Boys Assn - NZ Division - News. Waikato Times, 4 May 2005.

Hope, patience, love. 25 February, 2006.

Hope, patience, love. 25 February, 2006.

Immigrants. "That man's got a full baghdad!" "Must like poultry eh?" "King of the paltry, son!" 8 May, 2005.

Immigrants. "That man's got a full baghdad!" "Must like poultry eh?" "King of the paltry, son!" 8 May, 2005.

New Zealand to send a team of mine clearing experts to Iraq - Govt. NZ/US relations. "BE CAREFUL!" 23 April, 2003.

New Zealand to send a team of mine clearing experts to Iraq - Govt. NZ/US relations. "BE CAREFUL!" 23 April, 2003.