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Cappuccino Dreams. (Thinks) "Dang, I keep gettin' these barrels mixed up." (Says) "What the heck is that? A new rug for the Oval Office?" "No Sir, It's Helen Clark from New Zealand, grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." But, (Thinks) "Grrr, jilted again!" Later at Brisbane Airport. "I could advise on love and kindness..." "Yeah well, we're pretty well over all that hippy crap. Gotta dash. Hot date!" Later in Beijing. "What's that, a new rug for the Imperial Palace?" "No Excellency, it's Helen Clark from New Zealand grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." Sadly to be cont'd. 2 July, 2007
Cappuccino Dreams. "What's this frozen dump?" "It's the South Island Prime Minister" "Who are these stiffs?" "They're a typical South Canterbury family Prime Minister ... For two weeks now they've been without- Dancing with the Stars, hair-driers' tele-marketers' T.V. Dinners, door-knocking Evangelists, meter-readers, dish-washer repairmen, lava lamps - oh, there you are Prime Minister" "Why so worried Don?" "They were nice ... more fun that the 4hr. outage Jaffas!" 30 June, 2006