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The week in review. [1] Police raid suspected Christchurch spammer. "I think we've discovered why Canterbury men are rated as such good lovers!" [2] Scientists begin to decipher dolphin speech. "I wish you could speak so I'd know what you were thinking." "I wish you could think so T'd know what you're saying!" [3] "I brought my own naughty and nice list..." "Too bad snitches don't get ANY presents, My Dunne." 22 December, 2007

The week in review. [1] Police raid suspected Christchurch spammer. "I think we've discovered why Canterbury men are rated as such good lovers!" [2] Scientists begin to decipher dolphin speech. "I wish you could speak so I'd know what you were thinking." "I wish you could think so T'd know what you're saying!" [3] "I brought my own naughty and nice list..." "Too bad snitches don't get ANY presents, My Dunne." 22 December, 2007

"We need more leaders like Hone Harawira..." "Why, John Howard ALREADY uses our plight to get attention!" 13 August, 2007

"We need more leaders like Hone Harawira..." "Why, John Howard ALREADY uses our plight to get attention!" 13 August, 2007

"Sorry, we're replacing you with someone who backflips, contorts, twists, bends, spins and sommersaults a whole lot better..." 21 July, 2008

"Sorry, we're replacing you with someone who backflips, contorts, twists, bends, spins and sommersaults a whole lot better..." 21 July, 2008

"But how can you be the Corrections Minister without making a whole lot of mistakes?" "That's all I said to the PM too." 11 September, 2007

"But how can you be the Corrections Minister without making a whole lot of mistakes?" "That's all I said to the PM too." 11 September, 2007

"See? I told you an enraged Trevor Mallard would be too scary for some people!"26 October, 2007

"See? I told you an enraged Trevor Mallard would be too scary for some people!"26 October, 2007

"Why so serious?" "Well, he's still not breaking any rules in the cabinet manual..." 23 July, 2008

"Why so serious?" "Well, he's still not breaking any rules in the cabinet manual..." 23 July, 2008

"Hey John, here's a little advice; you should have observed Labour's moral standards and sacked Mr Worth months ago... That way he could be already back in Cabinet!" 4 June 2009

"Hey John, here's a little advice; you should have observed Labour's moral standards and sacked Mr Worth months ago... That way he could be already back in Cabinet!" 4 June 2009

"We've unanimously decided to keep you, Winston - no one wants to walk all the way back!" 23 January 2009.

"We've unanimously decided to keep you, Winston - no one wants to walk all the way back!" 23 January 2009.

"And the torch is passed..." 'Same leadership generation.' 'Goff.' 12 November, 2008.

"And the torch is passed..." 'Same leadership generation.' 'Goff.' 12 November, 2008.

"Good news, Santa - the Bali conference breakthrough means we might be able to stop your sinking at the poles!" "Cheers, Helen - wish I could do the same for you..." 18 December, 2007

"Good news, Santa - the Bali conference breakthrough means we might be able to stop your sinking at the poles!" "Cheers, Helen - wish I could do the same for you..." 18 December, 2007

As Dr Smith departed the little green people were left to ponder his visit..." "He seemed nice. Think we can be friends?" "Maybe, never forget he's from a completely different planet." 5 June, 2007

As Dr Smith departed the little green people were left to ponder his visit..." "He seemed nice. Think we can be friends?" "Maybe, never forget he's from a completely different planet." 5 June, 2007

"Dear God. Are you SURE there's only an exchange, and not just a return on this item?" 7 July 2009

"Dear God. Are you SURE there's only an exchange, and not just a return on this item?" 7 July 2009

"It used to be that children only learned bad behaviour from the telly....Now they try and claim parliamentary privilege to avoid saying sorry too!" 7 December, 2007

"It used to be that children only learned bad behaviour from the telly....Now they try and claim parliamentary privilege to avoid saying sorry too!" 7 December, 2007

The Blair Switch project... "Before you convert, Tony, you must confess your sins." "Let's start with Iraq. How long have you got?" 27 December, 2007

The Blair Switch project... "Before you convert, Tony, you must confess your sins." "Let's start with Iraq. How long have you got?" 27 December, 2007

"We've unanimously decided to keep you, Winston - no one wants to walk all the way back!" 23 January 2009.

"We've unanimously decided to keep you, Winston - no one wants to walk all the way back!" 23 January 2009.

"A great man - But like his brothers, you wonder how much more he might have achieved if he hadn't been shot..." 28 August 2009

"A great man - But like his brothers, you wonder how much more he might have achieved if he hadn't been shot..." 28 August 2009

Welcome to oblivion. "The 'Free ranger and Taito'. I like it. What's our mission, Gordon?" "Hell if I know. But it's a lot less lonely here in the desert with another outcast." 20 June, 2007

Welcome to oblivion. "The 'Free ranger and Taito'. I like it. What's our mission, Gordon?" "Hell if I know. But it's a lot less lonely here in the desert with another outcast." 20 June, 2007

"So Rodney... How did the big parties react to the 'Code of Conduct' we proposed? Well?" "The Code of Conduct prevents me from repeating what they said." 14 June, 2007

"So Rodney... How did the big parties react to the 'Code of Conduct' we proposed? Well?" "The Code of Conduct prevents me from repeating what they said." 14 June, 2007

"And the torch is passed..." 'Same leadership generation.' 12 November, 2008.

"And the torch is passed..." 'Same leadership generation.' 12 November, 2008.

Q. Who wants to stand for Labour again? "Oooh me! Pick me, Pick me! Me, me, me, me!!!" "Ok, anyone BESIDES David wants to answer? Anyone? Anyone at all? Anyone PLEASE!" 25 October, 2007

Q. Who wants to stand for Labour again? "Oooh me! Pick me, Pick me! Me, me, me, me!!!" "Ok, anyone BESIDES David wants to answer? Anyone? Anyone at all? Anyone PLEASE!" 25 October, 2007