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Cappuccino Dreams. (Thinks) "Dang, I keep gettin' these barrels mixed up." (Says) "What the heck is that? A new rug for the Oval Office?" "No Sir, It's Helen Clark from New Zealand, grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." But, (Thinks) "Grrr, jilted again!" Later at Brisbane Airport. "I could advise on love and kindness..." "Yeah well, we're pretty well over all that hippy crap. Gotta dash. Hot date!" Later in Beijing. "What's that, a new rug for the Imperial Palace?" "No Excellency, it's Helen Clark from New Zealand grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." Sadly to be cont'd. 2 July, 2007

Cappuccino Dreams. (Thinks) "Dang, I keep gettin' these barrels mixed up." (Says) "What the heck is that? A new rug for the Oval Office?" "No Sir, It's Helen Clark from New Zealand, grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." But, (Thinks) "Grrr, jilted again!" Later at Brisbane Airport. "I could advise on love and kindness..." "Yeah well, we're pretty well over all that hippy crap. Gotta dash. Hot date!" Later in Beijing. "What's that, a new rug for the Imperial Palace?" "No Excellency, it's Helen Clark from New Zealand grovelling for a Free Trade Agreement." Sadly to be cont'd. 2 July, 2007

Cappuccino Dreams. "What's this frozen dump?" "It's the South Island Prime Minister" "Who are these stiffs?" "They're a typical South Canterbury family Prime Minister ... For two weeks now they've been without- Dancing with the Stars, hair-driers' tele-marketers' T.V. Dinners, door-knocking Evangelists, meter-readers, dish-washer repairmen, lava lamps - oh, there you are Prime Minister" "Why so worried Don?" "They were nice ... more fun that the 4hr. outage Jaffas!" 30 June, 2006

Cappuccino Dreams. "What's this frozen dump?" "It's the South Island Prime Minister" "Who are these stiffs?" "They're a typical South Canterbury family Prime Minister ... For two weeks now they've been without- Dancing with the Stars, hair-driers' tele-marketers' T.V. Dinners, door-knocking Evangelists, meter-readers, dish-washer repairmen, lava lamps - oh, there you are Prime Minister" "Why so worried Don?" "They were nice ... more fun that the 4hr. outage Jaffas!" 30 June, 2006

Cappuccino Dreams. "When I'm mayor you'll get more transparency in financial dealings" 10 September 2010

Cappuccino Dreams. "When I'm mayor you'll get more transparency in financial dealings" 10 September 2010

Cappuccino Dreams. "Uh oh. You've been thinking again Don!" 22 February, 2005

Cappuccino Dreams. "Uh oh. You've been thinking again Don!" 22 February, 2005

Cappuccino Dreams. News. Don Brash sees the R.M.A. as an impediment to development. 23 June, 2005

Cappuccino Dreams. News. Don Brash sees the R.M.A. as an impediment to development. 23 June, 2005

Cappuccino Dreams. 2005

Cappuccino Dreams. 2005

Cappuccino Dreams. OK Folks, time to get down to some serious smacking before it all gets fazed out! 13 June, 2007

Cappuccino Dreams. OK Folks, time to get down to some serious smacking before it all gets fazed out! 13 June, 2007

Cappuccino Dreams. "These women have been stupified by rare romance ... & the perpetrator has meticulously filled in their G.S.T. forms. This is the modus operandi of only ONE MAN ... Don Juan Brash! I will stop this man!" To be dis-continued. 24 September, 2004

Cappuccino Dreams. "These women have been stupified by rare romance ... & the perpetrator has meticulously filled in their G.S.T. forms. This is the modus operandi of only ONE MAN ... Don Juan Brash! I will stop this man!" To be dis-continued. 24 September, 2004

Cappuccino Dreams. "I just realised the provocative power I possess. Who should fire up this issue?! I'm guaranteed a reaction if I draw religious figures. Sex would probably get a response. Violence probably wouldn't. Political barbs can go unnoticed. Humour is very subjective. The world needs a shot of something ... and I've got the power to deliver it ... after I snooze on the mat a bit" "Looks like a do-do! HA HA That's his best one yet!" 16 March, 2006

Cappuccino Dreams. "I just realised the provocative power I possess. Who should fire up this issue?! I'm guaranteed a reaction if I draw religious figures. Sex would probably get a response. Violence probably wouldn't. Political barbs can go unnoticed. Humour is very subjective. The world needs a shot of something ... and I've got the power to deliver it ... after I snooze on the mat a bit" "Looks like a do-do! HA HA That's his best one yet!" 16 March, 2006

Cappuccino Dreams. 'HURRY! We must get across THE PLAIN OF MEDIOCRITY & reach THE GATED COMMUNITY OF INSOUCIANCE before we are overtaken by THE WAVE OF MILD NAUSEA!' 20 February, 2007

Cappuccino Dreams. 'HURRY! We must get across THE PLAIN OF MEDIOCRITY & reach THE GATED COMMUNITY OF INSOUCIANCE before we are overtaken by THE WAVE OF MILD NAUSEA!' 20 February, 2007

Cappuccino Dreams. "You all know how much I love the arts and how generously I fund them ... especially wanky ones where I can be photographed in the foyer. However, many perceive artists as an indolent lot and some economizing has been called for. Much of the rendering could be done by the unemployed ... or by visiting backpackers. Rest assured, the arts will survive - even if it's in a Kiwi D.I.Y. sort of way!" 27 April, 2005

Cappuccino Dreams. "You all know how much I love the arts and how generously I fund them ... especially wanky ones where I can be photographed in the foyer. However, many perceive artists as an indolent lot and some economizing has been called for. Much of the rendering could be done by the unemployed ... or by visiting backpackers. Rest assured, the arts will survive - even if it's in a Kiwi D.I.Y. sort of way!" 27 April, 2005

Cappuccino dreams. News, Mike Moore says Helen Clark is turning into Muldoon. Meanwhile across the ditch... "Yeah, it's great to be here in Austria, at the Kapok Summit... an' if you care 'bout globule worming, like me'n John do... then you gotta go nukalear!" "Uh!" "Ain't that right Helen? ...Helen?!" "Tee hee!" "URRGH! ARGH! GRRR!" "Just joshin' Helen!" 24 September, 2007

Cappuccino dreams. News, Mike Moore says Helen Clark is turning into Muldoon. Meanwhile across the ditch... "Yeah, it's great to be here in Austria, at the Kapok Summit... an' if you care 'bout globule worming, like me'n John do... then you gotta go nukalear!" "Uh!" "Ain't that right Helen? ...Helen?!" "Tee hee!" "URRGH! ARGH! GRRR!" "Just joshin' Helen!" 24 September, 2007

Cappuccino dreams - NZ's Emissions Trading Scheme explained. 30 November 2009

Cappuccino dreams - NZ's Emissions Trading Scheme explained. 30 November 2009

'Cappuccino Dreams'. "Because it appears that I cut my own hair.. there may be a perception that I'm not aesthetically minded... and that, as your new leader, I may be indifferent to the arts. WRONG! I appreciate good design... one motif in particular!.." 8 June, 2008

'Cappuccino Dreams'. "Because it appears that I cut my own hair.. there may be a perception that I'm not aesthetically minded... and that, as your new leader, I may be indifferent to the arts. WRONG! I appreciate good design... one motif in particular!.." 8 June, 2008

Cappuccino dreams - foreign affairs on a Saturday. 24 April 2009

Cappuccino dreams - foreign affairs on a Saturday. 24 April 2009

Cappuccino Dreams. "Those who continue to sin, will be locked up....and the key thrown away!" "Repent you bastards!" "Hmmm avarice, hmmm power, hmmm gluttony, hmmm lust, hmmm aggression, greed, pride." Later perhaps...'Hmmmm Preshusss..." 8 July, 2004

Cappuccino Dreams. "Those who continue to sin, will be locked up....and the key thrown away!" "Repent you bastards!" "Hmmm avarice, hmmm power, hmmm gluttony, hmmm lust, hmmm aggression, greed, pride." Later perhaps...'Hmmmm Preshusss..." 8 July, 2004

'Cappuccino Dreams'. 'News 6.4.08 - Will Kiwisaver providers do as the NZ Superannuation Fund has & invest in the manufacture of nuclear weapons and cluster bombs?' 'NZ Super Fund. Nukes & cluster bombs have given great returns! Now for Kiwisaver mmm...' 'It's kinda weird... when the security of our future... is ensured by things that ensure others have no future!' April, 2008

'Cappuccino Dreams'. 'News 6.4.08 - Will Kiwisaver providers do as the NZ Superannuation Fund has & invest in the manufacture of nuclear weapons and cluster bombs?' 'NZ Super Fund. Nukes & cluster bombs have given great returns! Now for Kiwisaver mmm...' 'It's kinda weird... when the security of our future... is ensured by things that ensure others have no future!' April, 2008

Cappuccino Dreams. "Asian culture should feature more in N.Z. life!" "Steady on Pansy....You guys don't do too bad!" "Oh No! Most Kiwis think of Asians as No.2 citizens - and No.10!!" "What's No.10?" "Beef in black bean sauce!" 1 December, 2004

Cappuccino Dreams. "Asian culture should feature more in N.Z. life!" "Steady on Pansy....You guys don't do too bad!" "Oh No! Most Kiwis think of Asians as No.2 citizens - and No.10!!" "What's No.10?" "Beef in black bean sauce!" 1 December, 2004

Cappuccino dreams. "Sir Ed's dead! The nation needs a new hero to inspire it during election year! Someone who reaches pinnacles... A man of few words... Who says droll things like 'We knocked the bastard off'." "We have a name Prime Minister, Trevor McDermott, Riccarton, Chch." "Find him! Put him on a pedestal! So I can launch my campaign with him!" And so..."The Labour Party proudly announces NZ's newest hero...! ?!.. "Reaches pinnacles... few words?" "He 'gets high' and has a 'small vocabulary'." "Says things like 'knocked the bastard off'?" "Says he 'knocked a bottle store off'." "AARGH!" February, 2008.

Cappuccino dreams. "Sir Ed's dead! The nation needs a new hero to inspire it during election year! Someone who reaches pinnacles... A man of few words... Who says droll things like 'We knocked the bastard off'." "We have a name Prime Minister, Trevor McDermott, Riccarton, Chch." "Find him! Put him on a pedestal! So I can launch my campaign with him!" And so..."The Labour Party proudly announces NZ's newest hero...! ?!.. "Reaches pinnacles... few words?" "He 'gets high' and has a 'small vocabulary'." "Says things like 'knocked the bastard off'?" "Says he 'knocked a bottle store off'." "AARGH!" February, 2008.