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AN AFTERNOON TEA INCIDENT. Pretty Waitress (to distinguished patron) : "I beg pardon, sir, but sUpeyur won't pay for three. One-and-six, if you please." ' Distinguished Patron : " Oh, my friends pay for themselves. They must have joryotUn. I'll jut,t go and bring them back." (New Zealand Free Lance, 08 December 1900)
THE MINISTERIAL MIRROR. The Right Honourable R. J. Seddon, P. 0., D.C.L. : "This, Chorly, is a little minor of mine, and I very seldom alloiv anybody to see it; but the possession of this little card will enable you to see yoitrmf as—aiv—l—aiv-—wish you to be seen. Now, my boy, what do you think of your reflection; ist notjtazzling?" (7. H. Mills (aside): "At lastj At last! (Alond)JThis is very'sndden, dontcherfaioiv." (New Zealand Free Lance, 03 November 1900)
THE COMING ATTRACTION. He : " What, another bazaar / Don't you think we are overdoing it? Besides^ now that Hie Government won't allow raffles, it will be difficult to make it pay." She; " We have thought1 about all that, and we've hit upon a splendid idea/or making money. Fred Haybittle has reached Sydney, and ivill be here next week, and toe are going to get him to allow people to clasp the hand that shook the Prince of Wales1 s at half-a-crown a time.11 (New Zealand Free Lance, 10 November 1900)