"Now. Cot, dummy, nappies, night light, cuddly toys. That's Shane Jones taken car of, now, for baby Neve"
"Scientists have found water on Mars!" "Martians probably won't pollute like our humans, they're little GREEN men aren't they?"
[Margaret Bazley's 'Bazley Report' about Russell McVeagh as a sticking plaster on the cracks on the wall of "Corporate Sexual [Mis]conduct"
[Television news about divers rescuing Thai football team from cave contrasts with news about "diving" by Brazil at FIFA World Cup]