Nisbet, Alistair, 1958- :Good morning...how would you like to buy a bulletproof vest?? New Zealand Times, 10 March 1985.
"Goodbye Mr President, I'm leaving to write my autobiography." "Oh heck! Who's going to write mine, now?" 16 August, 2007
"G.W. Bush - Warlike, megalomaniac idiot who should never have been allowed out without a nanny..." "Don't misunderestimate that ol' boy, he'll remember me fondly!" 'Missing accomplishment.' 16 January 2009.
Barack Obama. "So what's new? It's always been the black man's job to clean up the white man's mess!!!" 6 November, 2008.
Evans, Malcolm, 1945- :These old documents I found in the oval office prove Saddam's long association with weapons capable of massive destruction, New Zealand Tablet, 3 March 2003.
"My 2 minute meeting with President Bush went very well." "I thought it was a 12 minutes meeting, Prime Minister?" "I spent the first 10 minutes explaining to him who I was!" 22 October, 2003.