Mike Hesson. "Applicants for our new coach must be able to step into these right away. Don't be shy!" NZ Cricket
Trump Card. Worried about investigators closing in? Well don't, when you can pardon yourself and GET OUT OF JAIL FREE. Impress your friends - heck, get them off the hook too!
More signs of the times. Your house has tested positive for meth. You'll have to tear it apart and replace everything. Reah Right. Hooey More Government
Ama (Amazon). "I don't know what happed. All we did was propse a little tax, and the 'oz' and 'nz' bits just fell OFF!" Stuart Nash
A mental health worker sits in a psychiatrist chair expressing his worries to Health Minister Jonathan Coleman who is not there