"We got dud advice on meth testing houses" [Bridges] "We now follow modern NZ best practice advice. Apologise profusely" (Housing NZ) "And blame someone else!" [Bridges]
Beaverish speculation. Canadian security workshop says NZ is targeted by China. "Aha! A Red under yer bed!"
"Did Simon mangle his words again?" "Well fair do's, it's hard to be articulate with your foot in your mouth"
"Have we become morally bankrupt?" News - Sexual harrassment rife in NZ law workplaces. "Whew, you had me concerned for a moment - I thought you said monetarily bankrupt!"
"I've been ringing the IRD for hours and I can't get through! How will we tell when they're on strike?"
"We've been banging on ad infinitum after the change of govt., that business confidence would go down and now it's occurred!" "Whow, how did it HAPPEN?"
"Over there is where port workers duck into when methyl bromide is being used and over there is where port management and local authorities duck into when media ask questions about its usage"