[James Shaw with the tail of a dead rat in his mouth as he reads Green Party agrees to waka jumping bill]
[Offshore companies based in the Pacific commend NZ government law on corporate tax avoidance while preferring tax evasion]
"We got dud advice on meth testing houses" [Bridges] "We now follow modern NZ best practice advice. Apologise profusely" (Housing NZ) "And blame someone else!" [Bridges]
Beaverish speculation. Canadian security workshop says NZ is targeted by China. "Aha! A Red under yer bed!"
"Did Simon mangle his words again?" "Well fair do's, it's hard to be articulate with your foot in your mouth"
"Have we become morally bankrupt?" News - Sexual harrassment rife in NZ law workplaces. "Whew, you had me concerned for a moment - I thought you said monetarily bankrupt!"