Smoke issues from the chimney head of "Global industrialists" as their giant tongue licks the melting ice-cream cone of the Earth, despite IPCC saying "climate change" is caused by "human activity"
Two viewers crawl through the desert of "NZ Television" towards a possible mirage oasis of "quality programming and news 2019"
Wife in bed, reading newspaper "Scientists work on sex chip", tells her overweight husband to "forget it" as he's been "overstimulated by chips"
Coroner's request for the drinking age to increase floats through the ears and head of a parliamentarian
Little Kiwi bird carrying a slingshot tells the large "China" tanks they should be "thankful we're not taking sides...in the Pacific Region"
New Zealand cartoonists:Farewell cartoon for Susan Foster (2000). Composite of a caricature of Susan Foster by Bob Brockie, his self-portrait and 16 other self-portraits by New Zealand cartoonists.
[The "Big banks" executive wears a dustbin lid as a hat as he refutes the "perception that our service is rubbish"]