Hubbard, James, 1949- :Being there for the birth was one thing, but the babysitting thing is playing havoc with our interchange ... Dominion, 6 May 2000.
"The Govt says an apology is due for the Pike River families for the broken promises and lack of accountability - how do you fell about that Mr Key, Mr English? Sir John? Sir Bill?"
Father Christmas on the psychiatrist's couch questioning his "gender neutral, non binary, multi-ethnic Christmas" identity
Humpty Dumpty - Donald Trump sits on the wall reading newspaper headline "Top Dems talk of impeachment and jail for Trump"
Mary and Joseph arrive at the "NZ Rugby Union Inn" to be told there's room "only the right messiah" as the new All Blacks coach
Simon Bridges invites Paula Bennett to a "gaffe for a cuppa" after his "Paula Benefit" slip of the tongue
National's Transport spokesperson Paul Goldsmith as a information road sign (question mark symbol) saying the flaw in the government roading programme is a focus on safety
Two men drive the "NZTA" car past four "SLOW" road signs for Admittance, Mea culpa, Investigation, and Results [relating to ineffective trucking industry regulation]
Couple watching TV talk about a newspaper headline "NZ China Peters to visit US" and the offer of "US Govt. intelligence"
Andrew Little announces a "binding referendum on legalising marijuana" while James Shaw says "its was a joint decision"
A beaver, kiwi, bulldog, and kangaroo listen to a cell phone call with the United States who says "..under the 5 Eyes agreement, it's their way or the Huawei"
A "Public Service Boss" in a pinstripe suit asks a sports shopkeeper if the cricket box covers "..your a..e?" as the newspaper reads "Thompson & Clark snooping scandal in public service"
Winston Peters toasts the "new workplace relations bill" with "whisky" while Jacinda Ardern and James Shaw toast with "mouthwash"