"Torturing and carving up journalists isn't our Christian way Crown Prince Mohammed! Me, I'd crucify 'em"
12 times drunk driver escapes jail sentence - "Idiot!" "Are you referring to the driver or the judge?"
Politics - "When it comes to political donations transparency is key!". Public - "He's right you can see right through him"
"Trump pulled out of a commemoration because it was drizzling" "We who were subjected to water filled trenches, shell craters and mud are contemptuous"
Memory. Long Winded Puffery. The reason Shane Jones forgets to report 61 meetings. "I as the robust Tai Tokerau, Dalmation blah blah"
Ross proxy vote. And the little globe trotting Foreign Affairs gnome gave nothing away, save for a singularly enigmatic smile.
The Emperor's new clothes. Senate. "Any media that doesn't report my yuge win is peddling fake news!"